Colt 45 Lyrics Afroman

 

Song Details...

Song : Colt 45

Singer : Afroman

Colt 45 Lyrics

Wait a minute man

Hey check this out man (Tell it!)

It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right

He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick right?

Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (Fish market?)

He stopped he took a deep breath he said:

"Woooo, good morning, ladies!"

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

You like that shit man? (That's pretty good!)

Hey man, I've got a gang of that shit, man.

I'll tell you what, my man on the guitar,

Hey, fool on the drum.

Hey, everybody's crowding around the mic,

I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got,

But first I'mma start off like this, hey help me sing it, homeboy

Said Colt 45 and two Zigzags,

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed.

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint,

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell,

Flyin' through Palmdale

Skatin on Dayton rims

So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will.

Well it was just sundown in small white town

They call it Eastside Palmdale (Well.)

When the Afroman walked through the white land

Houses went up for sale (Sale)

Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs

When I met a little girl named Jan (Jan)

I let her ride in my caddy

Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan

We fucked on the bed

Fucked on the floor

Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro

Then I fucked to the left (left)

Fucked to the right (right)

She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba

Got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

So I ran - I jumped out the back window

But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four

Oh, he beat me to the left

He beat me to the right

The motherfucker whooped my ass all night

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad

That's the best damn pussy I ever had

Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

I'mma fuck that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zigzags,

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed.

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint,

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell,

Flyin' through Palmdale

Skatin on Dayton rims

So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will.

I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair, but damn she looked good

I took her to my house because she was fine

But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan

Never made love with an African

I fucked her once, (once)

I fucked her twice (twice)

I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too

So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in her ass and she said [Aiee!]

Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

I met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky

Said I brought some chicken if you just fuck me

I came in her mouth, it was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zigzags,

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed.

And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong (Hey wait a minute, man, check this out...)

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with Hennessy

That country music really drove me crazy

But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy!"

Met this lady in Oklahoma

Put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan

I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina

Fucked her until she turned into a white albina

Fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia

Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy hoe

She just ran across the border of Mexico

Fine young thing said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I can't afford it

I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and two Zigzags,

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed.

And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

(Hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls south to front

But the pussy just ain't no good (Say what?!?)

I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet

Plus you in the wrong neighborhood

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy

But it take her so long to come (Say what?!?)

Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend

And he asks you where you from

So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain

You start talkin' real fast

But he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife

So he start beatin' on yo' ass

Now your clothes all muddy

Your nose all bloody

Your dick was hard but now its soft (What?)

You thought you had a girl to rock your world

Now you still gotta go jack off

Said Colt 45 and two Zigzags,

Baby, that's all we need

We can go to the park...

Fan Comments...

1. Taylor Verrall

This song simultaneously feels like it's from 1993, 2004 and 2010. No clue how that's possible

2. the feels

I cannot wait for the day I can play this song on the aux while driving my kid to their first day of kindergarten

3. Raphy CSULB

Man, I love this song lol. The lyrics are gold and it feels so bad ass to still remember every SINGLE WORD